Wednesday 6 November 2024

271 the lamb ground, tamworth (u21s)

 Ground number 271

Date of First Visit: 5th November 2024

The Lamb Ground, Tamworth

Tamworth 1

Newcastle United U21s 1 (Donaldson)

Newcastle won 6-5 on penalties

National League Cup group ‘C’

Attendance: 387 (aboot 20 NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers)



“THE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER!” (Whey not exactly!)

We travelled doon to Tamworth in a convoy of cars! (Whey not exactly!) 'Biffa the Beer' picked me up from wor hoose in his ‘jam jar’ with 'Glennn from Ashington' in the front passenger seat—We then drove to The White House in Chester-le-Street where ‘Blondie Alan the Morris Dancer’ woz waitin to pick us up in HIZ ‘jam jar’ (his turn to drive) and Biffa parked there ( ootside a hoose that’s painted white—very appropriate az the USA elections were on the same day!)

(Blondie lives in Langley Park (Where Sir Bobby Robson woz from) and it woz easier for him if we drove south and Chester iz a convenient place for a pick up!)

Anyway!—we arrived at The Lamb groond some 3 and a qwaataa hours later, parked up and heeded for the nearest boozer which woz a 10 minute walk from the groond caalled 'The Bole Bridge'!



After a few 'liquid lubrications it woz time to heed back to the groond---or more importantly 'THE TAMWORTH CLUBHOOSE!





More 'tonsil ticklin' woz done there and soon it woz time for the kick off!

Wor U21s torned oot in an aall white strip with green pipin, while Tamworth wore their red and black strip!

The groond looked a bit ramshackle apart from the smaall cantilever stand that we were in ---and would surely fail the groond gradin', shud they win promotion to the Futbaall Leegue, PLUS they wud need to rip up their artificial pitch and lay a grass one doon!

THE SMAALL CANTILEVER STAND, PRE MATCH (6 ROWS OF SEATS)

The crowd looked in the low hundreds and aa guessed that there were 400 there includin aboot 20 or so Toon diehards who had travelled from various places! (Includin the 4 of us from the north east!)

Az the game kicked off, anothaa 'Toonhopper' appeared caalled 'Secret Pigeon', who lives in Livaapool, but iz workin in the Birmingham area (He 'flew' to the game!)๐Ÿ‘‡




We pounded the goal to wor right and had many chances to take the lead and aboot 9 or 10 corners az well, but couldn't make the breakthrough!  It woz a totally one sided forst half against wor National Leegue opponents, but somehow they held on til the break!

HT 0-0

The Telford Lambs (their nickname) made several changes for the 2nd period and were much better in this half and had a couple of half chances!



However! it woz ‘us’ who took the lead in the 63rd minute when Josh Donaldson latch into a Jay Turner-Cooke free kick and toe poked the baall into the net!

This resulted in a huge fireworks display from ootside the groond in celebration of the goal!

THE LOCALS CELEBRATE DONALDSON’S GOAL WITH A FIREWORKS ๐ŸŽ† DISPLAY!

The display had obviously nothin’  to dee with it bein’ the annual 5th of Novembaa 'Guy Fawkes’ celebrations, but were from exiled Toon fans ootside! (Honest!)

If the score ended aall square there would be a penalty shootout at the end of the game for an extra point!—

And so!— (yiv guessed it!) they got an equaliser a few minutes before the end through Tshikuna who hit a rocket shot past Aiden Harris  in the Toon goal, to send the game into a penalty shootout for the extra point!

Which went like this  az the Toon U21s took the first spot kick

1-0  Donaldson for U21s

1-0  Wallace missed goal for Tamworth

1-0 Hunt’s shot saved

1-1 Fletcher scores for Tamworth

2-1 Turner-Cooke scores for U21s

2-2 Creaney scores for Tamworth 

3-2 Donaldson scores for U21s

3-3 Tshikuna scores for Tamworth

4-3 Emerson scores for U21s

4-4 Digie scores for Tamworth

5-4 McAlister scores for U21s

5-5 Cockeril scores for Tamworth 

6-5 Sharar scores for U21s

6-5 Williams hits the bar for Tamworth

NUFC U21s win 6-5 on penalties to claim the extra point!

Pleeeze note that they got the date wrang on the team sheet!

PS: Mee guess of a 400 crowd wozzint far off (387)
This 'crowd' woz 1,000 less than their average home gate and ower 3,000 less than they got for their 'giant killin' FA Cup defeat of Huddaazfeeld last week!---

Yet anothaa groond off the list az ‘yours truly’ edges ever closer to the 3 and 3 quarter century mark! 

“WE WOZ THERE!”- THE PROOF! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡





Explanation for wor overseas reeeders!

Guy Fawkes tried to blow the Houses of Parliament up with gun powder in 1605 and woz hung, drawn and quartered for ‘high treason!’

GUY FAWKES

He woz arrested on the 5th of Novembaa 1605 and this date haz been celebrated ever since with ๐Ÿ”ฅ bonfires and fireworks ๐Ÿงจ displays ever since!



Tuesday 5 November 2024

NUFC MAD-SAD GROUNDHOPPER NEWS***NEW GROOND! ***NEW GROOND!

 *Posted ‘high noon bells ๐Ÿ””’ Tuezday ๐Ÿ”ฅ 5th of Novembaa ๐Ÿ”ฅ 2024 ๐Ÿงจ 

THE LAMB GROOND, TAMWORTH


‘The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers’ are on wor travels again—- this time to the Midlands, where wor U21s are takin on National Leegue Tamworth at their Lamb groond in The National Leegue Cup group stage tooneet!  A brand new grooond for the ‘Toonhoppers!’๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ

The game kicks off at ‘7:45 ๐Ÿ›Ž️s’ and it’s a tenner for big kids to get in and various lower prices for sprogs and zimmerframeites!

IF yih cannit make it the game will be live on National League TV for ‘The Toon Tellyhoppers’! ๐Ÿ“บ 

A Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime tomorrow!

Az per usual!-“Watch this space!”

Sunday 3 November 2024

THE TOON 1. THE ARSE 0 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2024-2025

 *Posted ‘high noon ๐Ÿ””bells’ Sunday 3rd Novembaa 2024

FOR ONCE I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THE ARSEHOLES MANAGER, THAT THE BAALL WOZ DEFINATLY OOT OF PLAY WHEN GORDON CROSSED IT FOR ISAK’S GOAL!

“WHAT NOT! A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES!”



“WE WILL REMEMBER THEM!”

Without doubt this woz wor best performance of the season az we matched wor visitors man for man!

For the 2nd time in 3 days we beat 1 of the so caalled ‘big 6 cartel’, havin knocked Chelseee oot of the Leegue Cup on Wedinzday at SJP!

A gutsy performance,where we fought for every baall and every one of the players who took part had a great game!

The anly goal of the game came in the 12th minute at The Gallowgate End when a pinpoint right footed cross from Anthony Gordon foond the heed of Alexander the Great (Isak) and he made nee misstayk az he sent a bullet heeder into the top corner of The Arse net, to send the crowd wild with delight!





Not lang after this Gordon sent a low cross across the box, but Joelinton couldn’t get on the end of it az he slid and stretched to try and make contact!

The Arse had chances az well, but couldn’t find the back of the net and we went in 1-0 up at the break!

Straight after the restart Gordon passed to Joe Willock but hiz shot woz saved by Rafa in the visitors goal at The Leazes End!—He then ‘skied’ a shot just after this az we tried to double the lead!



Isak aalso got in on the act in this period but his shot woz saved az well!

The Arse had a great chance to level things deep into stoppage time but he sent his heeder wide with the goal gapin’!

This woz a togetherness and spirited performance az the entire NUFC team were on the ‘same page’ once more!  

Two 1-0 wins ower Arteta’s side in 12 months!—BRILLIANT!-And nee whingin ‘baall oot’ controversy for wor goal, like last season from him!—-or woz there? (See very top photo!๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ) 


Attendance: 52,249 (3,000 Arseholes)

Friday 1 November 2024

THE TOON V THE ARSE *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2024-2025

 *Posted ‘7:00pm ๐Ÿ›Ž️ bells’ Friday 1st Novembaa 2024



We retorn to SJP 3 days after beatin’ Chelseee in the Leegue Cup and face The Arse in the ๐Ÿ’ฉ’12:30 ๐Ÿ””s’ slot for live telly!

Honestly I hate these orly kick offs az it completely fcuks up the pre match boozin session, with many drinkin dens open in’ at ‘9am ๐Ÿ›Ž️s’ for thorsty punters!๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

Anyway! After last seasons “woz it over the line” goal when we won 1-0 ,wor visitors from “norf Landan” will be oot for revenge for certain!

If we can play like we did against Chelseee, then we’ve got a great chance to beat them again!

Not sure wot the startin X1 will be, but hopefully they will aall be fit      (apart from Wilson, Botman and Targett of course!) and are raring to gan!

This iz wor last home game before Remembrance Sunday and another poppy display like last years (see above) will be displayed from The East Stand!

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime on Sunday!   “Watch this space!” (az per usual!)

THE NUFC MAGICAL MYSTERY PUB CRAWL TOUR 2024-2025

 Posted periodically (az we tick the away groonds off on wor travels), from August 2024 onwards

The NUFC away pub crawl tour iz underway and so far we have visited 26 different drinkin dens at 8 away games! (6 first team games and 2 U21s games) 

Some pubs we have visited numerous times, so first visits of the season only listed

Premyaa Leegue games, unless stated.

001 tams bar, south shields (south shields v nufc u21s)


002 1st cloud arena chilled beer bar (south shields v nufc u21s)


003 friend at hand, london (bmouth game)


004 marquis of cornwall, london (bmouth game)


005 lord john russell, london (bmouth game)


006 norfolk arms, london (bmouth game)


007 brewhouse and kitchen, pokesdown (bmouth game)


008 the way outback, pokesdown (bmouth game)


009 waterloo tap, london (bmouth game)


010 vat and fiddle, nottingham (forest, leegue cup game)


011 the remarkable hare, matlock (derby u21s v nufc u21s game)


012 matlock sports and social club, matlock (derby u21s v nufc u21s game)

013 the picturehouse, stafford (wolves game)

014 the yard, stafford (wolves game)

015 the yard, stafford (wolves game)

016 east putney tavern, london (fulham game)

017 spotted horse, london (fulham game)

018 the vault (below putney pies), london (fulham game)

019 craft beer co., london (fulham game)

020 the mill bar and kitchen, manchester (everton game)

021 the barlow arms, liverpool (everton game)

022 the north western, liverpool (everton game)

023 mable tavern, london (chelsea game)

024 aragon house, london (chelsea)

025 presedent hotel bar, london (chelsea)

026 betjeman arms, london (chelsea game)







Thursday 31 October 2024

THE TOON 2. THE CHELSEEE PENSIONERS 0 *** LEEGUE CUP 4th ROOND

 *Posted ‘high noon ๐Ÿ›Ž️ bells’ Thorzday 31st Octobaa 2024



“MUCH BETTER!”

NUFC put in wor best display since we drew with Man City to progress to the qwaataa finals of the competition!

Chelseee fielded a completely different line to the team that beat us 2-1 in the Premyaa Leegue just 3 days orlier—-and paid the price!

Joelinton rattled the post at The Leazes End orly on az we went on the attack—‘aall guns blazin’!

We finally took the lead in the 23rd minute when Sandro Tonali foond ‘Alexander the Great’ (Isak) who hit a sweet shot past Jorgesen in the visitors goal!



The lead woz doubled 3 minutes later when a free kick taken by Lewis Hall foond Isak who crossed the baall to Joe Willock, who heeded goalwards.  Anly for Chelseee’z Disali to slice the baall into his own net, with Kelly bearin’ doon on him!

HT 2-0 to us!

If aa remember correctly Joelinton hit the post again, this time at The Gallowgate End in the second period and we held on for a much needed victory!✌️az The Pensioners (their original nickname) tried in vain to break doon wor defence with The Pope in the Toon goal makin some excellent saves!



We have now just lost one home game since last January— not bad for a team that hazzint been playin’ well!

The draw for the next roond woz watched on by anxious fans after the game in the Leazes End boozer, in fear of gettin’ one of the ‘big boys’ away in the next roond!



But there were loud cheers when we drew The Brentfaad Beez at SJP—wor 3rd home tie in a row!—in other words ‘The ๐Ÿ beez kneez’ az the Cockneys would say!



Attendance: 51,934 (4,883 very loud Pensioners at the start of the game—just half that number of very quiet Pensioners, who had stayed til the bitter end!)

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